Some Mornings

"tomtom615" (tomtom615) 12/10/2013 at 07:01 • Filed to: None

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Ugh, we are having pee testing this morning, meaning someone who isn't a sexy lady will be looking at my dick. Fabulous.

lepie > tomtom615 12/10/2013 at 07:18

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They look at you while you're peeing?

thebigbossyboss > tomtom615 12/10/2013 at 07:21

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Truck driver?

tomtom615 > lepie 12/10/2013 at 07:21

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Yep, the military is super hardcore about drug testing. I'm just shotgunning water before I go so it will be easy.

tomtom615 > thebigbossyboss 12/10/2013 at 07:22

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Air Force

thebigbossyboss > tomtom615 12/10/2013 at 07:23

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Ah.

thebigbossyboss > tomtom615 12/10/2013 at 07:24

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Shot gun some coffee.

lepie > tomtom615 12/10/2013 at 07:25

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That's so wrong ...

They should just get some pit babes to administer the test then.

lepie > thebigbossyboss 12/10/2013 at 07:25

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Kind of similar, except in the sky, and much faster.

thebigbossyboss > lepie 12/10/2013 at 07:27

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Less sleeper cabs though.

JGrabowMSt > tomtom615 12/10/2013 at 07:50

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Remember, if you shake more than twice you're just playing with it....

gometz > tomtom615 12/10/2013 at 08:24

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At my last location I came up on the random screening and the nurse told me "see you in 3 months!". Turns out the randomization system was flawed and it would choose the same 50-100 people every 3 months. The worst came when I got the call 30 minutes before giving a presentation which a VP would be calling in to and was told I had to take the test within an hour.

Flat Six > lepie 12/10/2013 at 09:02

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Eat a big plate of asparagus

lepie > Flat Six 12/10/2013 at 09:06

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lol

good one!